yo yo yo wassup, it’s ya boy Bart aka if you know you know, real recognises real 

so uhhh, i’ve never done this before, but that silly old Torvald kept taunting me with his new fancy job, so I had to see it for myself. all the pages were left open on his ‘puter . so I figured it’s time for the world to meet Bart the Smart Leonheart… still working on the nickname

seems like Torvi wasn’t kiddin’, this place is quite buzzin’ with activity. there’s even comments!!! I have to get into this stuff asap. there’s so many things i can tell you, secrets about the park that Uncle J and silly Torvi wouldn’t like you to know … yeah, it gets deep. isn’t it weird how that old boar ranger knows exactly when ur wondering around ''areas under renovation'', and he appears out of nowhere every time you are about to throw some rocks from the cliffs? some say he might just do his job well, to which i say naaaah. THINK SHEEPLE!!! (no offence to sheep people though, I have a distant cousin who’s a sheep). that old ranger is clearly part of the ancient advanced civilisation that ruled for thousands of years before us . they utilise cloning to achieve immortality, and I have the PROOF. i swear i saw a younger version of him rudely yelling at some kids two weeks ago. it all has to do with that big antenna, I’m sure of it, but I have to keep investigating. STAY TUNED FOR MORE!!!

i have some notes here Torvi was supposed to talk to y’all about, but since i’m in a good mood, i shall do his job while he goes to play his weird piano music. It sounds a bit like hitting pots and pans together to me. anyhow, here are some notes from the devs:

New character concepts

We are excited to showcase brand new concepts for some fresh personalities who are visiting the Park: one loves to take photos, the other loves to be photographed. We’re sure you will love getting to know this couple and discover what brought them to the park.

well it seems the park will get even busier. i liked it when there were less people, and i could sneak around the entrance of the old well without anyone noticing. i lost one of my dry jerky bars around there, all cuz of those nasty crows

Pitchdeck

We have been working hard in preparation for our presence at Gamescom this year, and a big part of that has been updating our Pitchdeck. In the process, we are excited to give some hints towards where the game will be headed on, and share with you some peek into future locations to discover.

hey, i’ve been on that train. a bit rusty if you ask me, but there aren’t many ways to get around here. Torvald loooves the ride there though. he says it brings a lot of ‘good vibes and inspiration’ heh, more like perspiration - that place stinks of old newspapers and wet dirt.

Flower Power

We’ve heard some of the feedback, and have been planning for a while to freshen up the look of the flowers in the park, given their importance to the puzzle and the overall artistic vision of the game. We will be sharing more of the progress with you soon, so keep an eye out!

Torvald’s notes on this are way too nerdy and already bore me to sleep, so i will leave a little advice from Bart with the Golden Heart aka me: do not eat bluebell flowers. they might look like blueberries, they might smell nice, but ur gonna end up in the hospital with big time tummy aches for a week story of a friend of course…

aaaanyways… i gots to go before Torvi realises he left his computer open once again. don’t worry, i’ll manage to talk to y’all again somehow. Bart always finds a way muhahahaha

peace